Lepakkoluola

nomohomo:

*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all

+31°C at work I think I’m gonna faint, fuck those nails

castleforeverx:

YES.YES.YES. People need to realise this 

thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund 

Most hated signs from most to least

ladyluna13:

Virgo
Aquarius
Capricorn
Gemini
Cancer
Pisces
Scorpio
Sagitarius
Leo
Libra
Taurus
Aries

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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lihavialuurankoja:

Jesse the Allmighty kitteh II

dragondicks:

angrykittien:

megidoplasma:

FUCKING HELL

ISTG THIS SHOULDN’T EVEN BE HUMANLY POSSIBLE

could you imagine messing up.. once.

the emergency services’ new number is really taking the piss

softcore-fuckery:

trebled-negrita-princess:

this looks like the buffet of food from Spirited Away, where I don’t know what ANY of it is, but it looks AMAZING

holds back tears*

musicalwhiteboy:

blowhan:

potatobeenz:

You get home from a long day at work and turn on the TV. It’s been a long week, so you think to yourself- maybe i’ll take the family to a movie on Saturday. Maybe we’ll even go on a vacation soon! We could visit museums and go to plays and see all sorts of fun attractions. When you turned the TV on, nothing happened. There are no actors to entertain you. When you went to the movie theater, nothing was showing. There were no advertisements to tell you that anything was showing, so you went to the theater to find out. Nothing playing. There is no one to film and create movies for you. Well at least your vacation will be fun, right? Not like there will be any plays to see and there won’t be anything in the art museums. Well at least you have the shack you are living in that you made out of cardboard and sheets. Not like you could find an architect to build you a house with all the money you’re making as an engineer. 

bless


🙌🙌🙌🙌

musicalwhiteboy:

blowhan:

potatobeenz:

You get home from a long day at work and turn on the TV. It’s been a long week, so you think to yourself- maybe i’ll take the family to a movie on Saturday. Maybe we’ll even go on a vacation soon! We could visit museums and go to plays and see all sorts of fun attractions. 

When you turned the TV on, nothing happened. There are no actors to entertain you. 
When you went to the movie theater, nothing was showing. There were no advertisements to tell you that anything was showing, so you went to the theater to find out. Nothing playing. There is no one to film and create movies for you. Well at least your vacation will be fun, right? Not like there will be any plays to see and there won’t be anything in the art museums. 
Well at least you have the shack you are living in that you made out of cardboard and sheets.

Not like you could find an architect to build you a house with all the money you’re making as an engineer. 

bless

🙌🙌🙌🙌